Beat Red Dead Redemption again

it's good

OH GOD UFO

ALIENS HAVE ARRIVED AT PLANET EARTH

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR SHIT SLAPPED

Sorry for no recent updates

I have been very busy recently and I apologize. Expect to see a few more posts within the days but I can't keep a constant rate for awhile. Sorry.

Finished Red Dead Redemption

oh my god this was the best game I have ever played.
Don't look at the comments on the youtube video btw

I'm in the Vindictus beta.

Just thought I'd tell you. There may or may not be greentext stories related to it.

Mario Kart Wii Greentext Context

>Playing Mario Kart Wii
>Last Lap, Last Race of the 4, First Place, Halfway done with the lap
>Feeling Good, Feeling Great
>"....ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH"
>Blue shell hits me and luigi races past me
>2nd Place
>Red shell hits me
>5th Place
>Bullet Bill runs over me
>7th place
>Fucking DK hits me off the road
>Last Place

Minecraft Greentext Context

>digging
>spot coal
>mine it
>breaks into other cave
>god damnit notch you smart motherfucker
>follow cave for a while
>splits into 3 paths
>take the first one
>that one splits into 2 more

>forever lost

Street Fighter IV Greentext Context

>playing as Abel
>online opponent is Zangief
>I pull off a wicked combo right from the start, getting him to half health
>opponent spams that bullshit spinning move where he holds his arms out and twirls
>I can't go near him
>each time I go for a perfect strike he starts spinning again
>health gets slowly chipped away
>lose
>he sends me a message saying "lol u suck learn some combos fag"

World of Warcraft Greentext Context

>Playing World of Warcraft
>Leveling my Hunter with a friend
>In the dungeon "Sunken Temple"
>We get to the end and he ragequits because it took to long
>defeat final boss
>the item he has wanted for weeks finally drops
>he isn't there to get it
>win the loot roll
>my face when I showed up the next day wearing the armor

 

Red Dead Redemption Greentext Context #2

>playing Red Dead Redemption
>helping shopkeeper by capturing robber
>throw lasso at thief
>hits him and throws him on the ground off of his horse
>I make a weird turn on my horse while holding the lasso
>he gets flung around and off a cliff
>I am holding a man by a rope while he dangles helplessly
>my face when I let go

Red Dead Redemption Greentext Context

>playing newly bought Read Dead Redemption
>in a mission where you are in a mine
>fighting miners
>hiding behind cover while 4 or 5 of them shoot at me
>draw my rifle
>miner turns around and immediately shoots
>he shot the lantern in front of him
>my face when the entire group is on fire and running around screaming
>trollface.jpg 

Just bought Red Dead Redemption

This game is great. You should all buy it.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Cherynobl

>Playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Master Difficulty
>See a group of bloodsuckers in the distance
>faintly here a fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R. play the song titled Bloodsucker on his guitar
>my face when it is on like donkey shit

Killed 2 of them and the third one flanked me and sucked me to my death. Lol.

Exploring a Cave in Minecraft

Turning this blog into a blog concerning my stories playing video games

I will start putting up stories of my gaming in 'greentext context'

>it will look like this

>sentences are short and choppy

>i love vidya gaems