Monday, September 27, 2010

Finished Red Dead Redemption

oh my god this was the best game I have ever played.
Don't look at the comments on the youtube video btw

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I'm in the Vindictus beta.

Just thought I'd tell you. There may or may not be greentext stories related to it.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Mario Kart Wii Greentext Context

>Playing Mario Kart Wii
>Last Lap, Last Race of the 4, First Place, Halfway done with the lap
>Feeling Good, Feeling Great
>Blue shell hits me and luigi races past me
>2nd Place
>Red shell hits me
>5th Place
>Bullet Bill runs over me
>7th place
>Fucking DK hits me off the road
>Last Place

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Minecraft Greentext Context

>spot coal
>mine it
>breaks into other cave
>god damnit notch you smart motherfucker
>follow cave for a while
>splits into 3 paths
>take the first one
>that one splits into 2 more

>forever lost

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Street Fighter IV Greentext Context

>playing as Abel
>online opponent is Zangief
>I pull off a wicked combo right from the start, getting him to half health
>opponent spams that bullshit spinning move where he holds his arms out and twirls
>I can't go near him
>each time I go for a perfect strike he starts spinning again
>health gets slowly chipped away
>he sends me a message saying "lol u suck learn some combos fag"

Saturday, September 11, 2010

World of Warcraft Greentext Context

>Playing World of Warcraft
>Leveling my Hunter with a friend
>In the dungeon "Sunken Temple"
>We get to the end and he ragequits because it took to long
>defeat final boss
>the item he has wanted for weeks finally drops
>he isn't there to get it
>win the loot roll
>my face when I showed up the next day wearing the armor

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Red Dead Redemption Greentext Context #2

>playing Red Dead Redemption
>helping shopkeeper by capturing robber
>throw lasso at thief
>hits him and throws him on the ground off of his horse
>I make a weird turn on my horse while holding the lasso
>he gets flung around and off a cliff
>I am holding a man by a rope while he dangles helplessly
>my face when I let go

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Red Dead Redemption Greentext Context

>playing newly bought Read Dead Redemption
>in a mission where you are in a mine
>fighting miners
>hiding behind cover while 4 or 5 of them shoot at me
>draw my rifle
>miner turns around and immediately shoots
>he shot the lantern in front of him
>my face when the entire group is on fire and running around screaming

Monday, September 6, 2010

Just bought Red Dead Redemption

This game is great. You should all buy it.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Cherynobl

>Playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Master Difficulty
>See a group of bloodsuckers in the distance
>faintly here a fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R. play the song titled Bloodsucker on his guitar
>my face when it is on like donkey shit

Killed 2 of them and the third one flanked me and sucked me to my death. Lol.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Exploring a Cave in Minecraft

Turning this blog into a blog concerning my stories playing video games

I will start putting up stories of my gaming in 'greentext context'

>it will look like this
>sentences are short and choppy
>i love vidya gaems

Interesting Facts about Chestnuts

This is the color called chestnut in Crayola crayons. This color was also produced in a special limited edition in which it was called Vermont maple syrup. At the request of educators worried that children (mistakenly) believed the name represented the skin color of Native Americans, Crayola changed the name of their crayon color Indian Red to Chestnut in 1999.
They are high in complex carbohydrates, contain high quality protein comparable to eggs, are gluten free, cholesterol free, and are very low in fat (1-2% while other nuts can be over 50% fat)
The American chestnut, formerly one of the dominant trees of the eastern United States, has been almost wiped out by chestnut blight; it was an important economic resource not only for the nuts which were sold across North America, even by streetside vendors, but also for timber and tannin.
Chestnuts , including the chinkapins, are a genus of eight or nine species of trees and shrubs in the beech family Fagaceae. The name also refers to the nuts produced by these trees. Most are tall trees to 30-40 m tall, but some species (the chinkapins) are shrubby.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Meaning of the word, "Tidbit"

Some people messaged me about that word so I thought I would just post the definition on a blog post.

1. A small piece of tasty food.
2. A small and particularly interesting item of gossip or information.